Printable affirmation & oracle decks
Your mind is loud.These cards talk back.
Soft when you need to trust the timing. Blunt when you need the truth. Commanding when you’re done with lack. Download. Print. Pull one every day.
Same monkey.
Three different alignments.
Soft, blunt or commanding. Pick the alignment you need today, and come back for the others when you want them.
The soft one
Cosmic Clarity
Slows you down and hands the timeline back to the universe.
every unexpected delay… is just a cosmic redirection protecting me from what isn’t mine.
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The blunt one
Magick Monkey Truths
Says the thing you have been avoiding. Out loud.
you are holding the keys… to the cage you are complaining about. Unlock it.
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The commanding one
Magnetic Abundance
Gives orders to scarcity and calls you back to your value.
I permanently delete… any subconscious programming rooted in scarcity or lack.
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The soft one
Cosmic Clarity
every unexpected delay…is just a cosmic redirection protecting me from what isn’t mine.COSMIC REDIRECTION
You’re white-knuckling the timeline. Time to let go of control.
Not for you if you want to be told off. Take Truths.
Want it printed? We ship it to you. $30 per printed deckUS only. Ships to the address you enter at checkout.
The blunt one
Magick Monkey Truths
you are holding the keys…to the cage you are complaining about. unlock it.CAGE MASTER
You already know it’s your own overthinking. You want it said out loud.
It swears. If that’s not your language, start with Cosmic Clarity.
Want it printed? We ship it to you. $30 per printed deckUS only. Ships to the address you enter at checkout.
The commanding one
Magnetic Abundance
I permanently delete…ANY SUBCONSCIOUS PROGRAMMING ROOTED IN SCARCITY OR LACK.SCARCITY DELETE
You’re done with the lack story. You want to speak to money like you mean it.
Not for you if you want gentle. This one gives orders.
Want it printed? We ship it to you. $30 per printed deckUS only. Ships to the address you enter at checkout.
The Magick Trinity
Can’t pick? Take all three.
Light, shadow, and abundance. 72 cards, ready-to-print sheets, and the printing guide. Pull from whichever voice you need that day.
Want it printed? We ship it to you. $30 per printed deckUS only. Ships to the address you enter at checkout.
How it works
- 1
Pay
Stripe checkout. No account to make.
- 2
Check your email
Download links land in minutes. Look in spam if they don’t.
- 3
Print. Cut. Pull one.
Print sheets and a cutting guide come with every deck.
- 4
Review it, get a deck free
Tell us honestly how it went. Any review earns a second deck of your choice.
Print it yourself
Any shop that does standard tarot cards (2.75" × 4.75") can print these. Here is what you will be doing:
- Pick a shop and open their tarot card tool.
- Upload the single-card PDF. The art includes 0.125" of bleed.
- Choose card stock, finish and corners.
- Check it against their template, then order a proof.
- DoxzooLists the tarot size.
- MakePlayingCardsTarot size, no minimum order, 1/8" bleed.
- QPMNPrints as few as one tarot deck.
- Greener PrinterStandard tarot size, no minimums.
- The Game CrafterTarot deck on 12pt matte stock, rounded corners.
No sugarcoating.
Magick Monkey makes spiritual tools that don't sugarcoat things. Even the soft deck tells you the truth, it just says it kindly. Every deck is built to be pulled, printed, and used every day. You get the files instantly, or add a printed deck at checkout and we ship it in the US.